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Mzebonga: I am in the toilet sending a tweet. What else is new?
Posted via Twitter on Thursday, July 29, 2010
Mzebonga: You're a cunt and, therefore, I'm out.
#dragonsdenPosted via Twitter on Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Mzebonga: I'm amused by people who try to discuss large, emotive social issues via status updates on Facebook.
Posted via Twitter on Monday, July 26, 2010
Mzebonga: @julianunes "Pweeping" is silly. I call it "Sheeting": Tweeting while taking a shit.
Posted via Twitter on Monday, July 26, 2010
Mzebonga: @julianunes It goes: "MORETHANAFEEEELIIIIIN'...."
Posted via Twitter on Saturday, July 24, 2010
Mzebonga: @NathanFillion I think your personification of footwear is somewhat misplaced. I find mine to be completely without motive!
Posted via Twitter on Monday, July 19, 2010
Mzebonga: The kid with manboobs on my bus makes me sad. :( Someone play football with the fat bastard or something!
Posted via Twitter on Monday, July 19, 2010
Mzebonga: My feet smell.
Posted via Twitter on Sunday, July 18, 2010
Mzebonga: @BigDaveSB Hobnobs are great but Fox's Golden Crunch Creams are the pinnacle of biscuity goodness.
Posted via Twitter on Thursday, July 15, 2010
Mzebonga: @oldspice You make me feel tingly in a way that is confusing and wrong.
Posted via Twitter on Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Mzebonga: Rice for dinner, I think. What? You thought I'd say something interesting? That'd be a Twitter first!
Posted via Twitter on Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Mzebonga: @BigDaveSB What did you do with the Wail?
Posted via Twitter on Monday, July 05, 2010
Mzebonga: @GeorgeGoblin Aren't you in England sometime this month?
Posted via Twitter on Saturday, July 03, 2010
Mzebonga: @mcconnellbot I wouldn't worry; chicks dig scars...
Posted via Twitter on Saturday, July 03, 2010
Mzebonga: I have nothing more to add.
Posted via Twitter on Friday, July 02, 2010
